Kitty Quote #238
Quote from Kitty in Canadian Road Trip
Kitty: Red, it's starting. It's starting.
Red: And press "record" and done! [sighs] We are now recording. Two hours from now, we'll be watching Roots.
Kitty: Well, I just- I just don't see why we can't watch it now like normal people.
Red: Kitty, we have a Betamax. We're better than normal people. So, what do you wanna do for the next two hours?
Kitty: Watch Roots.
[Red's chuckle turns to a groan as Kitty picks up the remote control]
Kitty: Fine. I'm gonna go make some instant pudding and you can't eat it for two hours.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Canadian Road Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, no. I think I lost my green card.
Eric: Damn, Fez. Where's the last place you had it?
Fez: If I knew that, I would have it now, you son of a bitch.
Kelso: All right, Fez. Take it easy.
Fez: No. You take it easy. They're gonna throw me in Canadian jail. Have you seen Midnight Express? Well, it's like that, but with hockey sticks.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Kelso, you're not going.
Kelso: What? Why not?
Hyde: Because this is a risky mission. You tend to screw these things up.
Kelso: Yo, that is a damnable lie!
Eric: Okay. Kelso, remember that time we were gonna put a flaming bag of dog poop in front of Principal Pridwell's door and you lit it in the car on the way over?
Kelso: Yeah. I wanted to see it all flame-y.
Eric: And then you panicked and stepped on it.
Kelso: Eric, it was on fire!
Quote from Leo
Leo: Hey, dudes.
Hyde: Leo, man, what are you doin' here?
Leo: Sitting. What are you doin' here?
Hyde: We're goin' to Canada to buy beer.
Leo: Canada? Cool. I spent some time up there during 'Nam.
Eric: Oh, conscientious objector, huh?
Leo: No. I didn't mind. Hey, a road trip sounds good, man. But I don't want nothing to do with that beer. That stuff will mess with your mind, man.