Jackie: Oh, poor baby.
Kelso: Thanks, Jackie. [closes door] Okay, so let's do this thing.
Jackie: Oh, oh, this is so perfect. I don't even miss the peignoir, the pirate shirt, or the wind.
Kelso: What about the banner?
Jackie: It's okay. The important thing is, I'm here with you. And I'm prepared to give myself to you... body, mind, and soul. Michael, this is going to be the most magical night of our lives. Oh, yeah, and one more thing. My parents are at the A&P, so we only have, like, 15 minutes. [Jackie turns on music and lights a candle] [they kiss]