Red: Kitty, what could happen?
Kitty: What could happen? Well, plenty could happen. Oh, plenty.
[fantasy: Eric's friends are dressed as hookers and pimps:]
Kitty: [as Donna] Now that the adults are gone, we can be as bad as we want.
Kitty: [as Jackie] Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease?
Kitty: [as Kelso] Hey, look. Coasters.
Kitty: [as Hyde] Forget coasters!
Kitty: [as Eric] Please, fellas my mom put out coasters for a reason.
Kitty: [as Hyde] I think I'm gonna put my drink directly on the furniture. That way, it will leave a ring.
Kitty: [as Eric] No! Why didn't I beg my mother to stay?
Kitty: [as Fez] Quiet, you silly American. I am making a long distance call on your parents' phone.
Kitty: [as Eric] But that's immoral.
Kitty: [as Fez] Ha! In my country of... Wherever it is I am from, I can never tell... Morals get in the way of a good dirty time. But first, I need to eat some chips. What? Out of chips? Now I am mad. I must shoot something.
Kitty: [as Eric] Not the littlest hobo! [screams] Why?