Kitty Quote #10
Quote from Kitty in Eric's Birthday
Red: Kitty, what could happen?
Kitty: What could happen? Well, plenty could happen. Oh, plenty.
[fantasy: Eric's friends are dressed as hookers and pimps:]
Kitty: [as Donna] Now that the adults are gone, we can be as bad as we want.
Kitty: [as Jackie] Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease?
Kitty: [as Kelso] Hey, look. Coasters.
Kitty: [as Hyde] Forget coasters!
Kitty: [as Eric] Please, fellas my mom put out coasters for a reason.
Kitty: [as Hyde] I think I'm gonna put my drink directly on the furniture. That way, it will leave a ring.
Kitty: [as Eric] No! Why didn't I beg my mother to stay?
Kitty: [as Fez] Quiet, you silly American. I am making a long distance call on your parents' phone.
Kitty: [as Eric] But that's immoral.
Kitty: [as Fez] Ha! In my country of... Wherever it is I am from, I can never tell... Morals get in the way of a good dirty time. But first, I need to eat some chips. What? Out of chips? Now I am mad. I must shoot something.
Kitty: [as Eric] Not the littlest hobo! [screams] Why?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Laurie, you're not driving the Vista Cruiser. It's old and undependable. It could break down and you'd be at the mercy of any maniac who came along. It's okay for Eric, but you're taking the Toyota. Oh, and, um, here's $20.
Laurie: Will that cover gas?
Kitty: Oh, well, it should. Honey, give her another $10, just in case.
Eric: You know, I could probably use some gas money.
Red: [chuckles] Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops.
Quote from Fez
Donna: [to Eric] Well, you're getting a party. And best of all, it's a surprise.
Kelso: I just realized, Donna's older than you.
Donna: Only by a month.
Fez: Good for you, Eric.
Eric: Good for me, what?
Fez: In my country, it is good luck to fall in love with an older woman.
Eric: Fez. Fez.
Fez: No, they come with livestock.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Look, I know money is tight, so I don't want a big birthday.
Red: I'll decide when money is tight. Now, what kind of gift do you want? Don't worry about the cost. As long as it's reasonable.
Eric: Okay. I would like a cassette player for the car. A cassette. Not an eight-track. No eight-track, okay?
Kitty: You know, I don't know why they don't just put record players in cars. [giggles]
Eric: The point is, I don't want an eight-track tape player.
Red: Then you won't get one.
Kitty: Oh, but, honey, he wants one.
Eric: No, I want a tape player, just not an eight-track.