Jackie: Okay, Donna, I don't know what to do. I thought I only liked Fez because he was unavailable. But now he's available and I still like him. I mean, I almost kissed him. On the mouth! He eats couscous with that thing!
Donna: Okay, before I tell you what to do, let me just get one thing straight. You really like Fez? Fez is the one you like?
Jackie: Yes.
Donna: So you want to go out on dates with Fez? And make out with Fez?
Jackie: Yes!
Donna: Okay. Its Christmas morning, you get up and your gift is Fez!
Jackie: Donna!
Donna: Sorry.