Quote from Donna in Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Jackie: Okay, Donna, I don't know what to do. I thought I only liked Fez because he was unavailable. But now he's available and I still like him. I mean, I almost kissed him. On the mouth! He eats couscous with that thing! Donna: Okay, before I tell you what to do, let me just get one thing straight. You really like Fez? Fez is the one you like? Jackie: Yes. Donna: So you want to go out on dates with Fez? And make out with Fez? Jackie: Yes! Donna: Okay. Its Christmas morning, you get up and your gift is Fez! Jackie: Donna! Donna: Sorry.