Fez: Guys, I'm starting to think this might not be part of the whole bachelor party plan. Unless she is a stripper.
Randy: You know what? She might be. Why don't you tell her to shake it?
Fez: You know, it's so nice to finally have someone on my side! Hey, baby, why don't you rip off that phony uniform and start shaking your moneymaker?
Sgt. Davis: Are you talking to me?
Fez: That's right, momma!
Sgt. Davis: First of all, I'm not your momma. And if you ever talk to me like that again, I will pull your skinny ass through these bars and find 50 new ways to use my nightstick!
Fez: I don't know if she's a stripper, but she sure knows how to turn a boy on.