Fez Quote #834
Quote from Fez in You're My Best Friend
Fez: Guys, I'm starting to think this might not be part of the whole bachelor party plan. Unless she is a stripper.
Randy: You know what? She might be. Why don't you tell her to shake it?
Fez: You know, it's so nice to finally have someone on my side! Hey, baby, why don't you rip off that phony uniform and start shaking your moneymaker?
Sgt. Davis: Are you talking to me?
Fez: That's right, momma!
Sgt. Davis: First of all, I'm not your momma. And if you ever talk to me like that again, I will pull your skinny ass through these bars and find 50 new ways to use my nightstick!
Fez: I don't know if she's a stripper, but she sure knows how to turn a boy on.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘You're My Best Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kelso: So, Saturday night, you and that husband of yours got any big plans?
Kitty: Well, we sure do. First he's taking me on The Love Boat and then he is taking me to Fantasy Island. "Ze plane, ze plane!" I love that guy, he is so little.
Quote from Leo
Leo: All right guys, sit back and enjoy the show. [music plays]
Hyde: Uh, Leo, when does the show start?
Leo: This is the show, man.
Randy: Where's the stripper?
Leo: What do we need a stripper for? We got a giant cake!
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: You know, the thing about being a cop is, we may look like normal people, I mean, I don't, obviously, but we have to go through rigorous training to be able to withstand any kind of mental, physical, or emotional pain. [eats ice cream] Ah, brain freeze! Make it stop! Make it stop!