Eric: Okay, I hate to say it, you guys, but I think one of these tickets has to go to my dad. So that means one of us has to sit this out. Let me see. Eenie, meenie, miney, Kelso.
Kelso: What? How could you choose your dad over me?
Eric: Look, my dad is a huge Packers fan, and he's never even been to a game.
Hyde: Forman, it's not a problem. We can all go. Me, Kelso and Fez will do the old ticket stub switch.
Fez: Ooh, that sounds dirty.
Hyde: Well, it's not.
Fez: I'll do it anyway.
Jackie: What exactly sounds dirty about "ticket stub switch"?
Fez: Oh, come on. "Stub, switch." What are you, frigid?