Fez Quote #756
Quote from Fez in Street Fighting Man
Eric: Okay, I hate to say it, you guys, but I think one of these tickets has to go to my dad. So that means one of us has to sit this out. Let me see. Eenie, meenie, miney, Kelso.
Kelso: What? How could you choose your dad over me?
Eric: Look, my dad is a huge Packers fan, and he's never even been to a game.
Hyde: Forman, it's not a problem. We can all go. Me, Kelso and Fez will do the old ticket stub switch.
Fez: Ooh, that sounds dirty.
Hyde: Well, it's not.
Fez: I'll do it anyway.
Jackie: What exactly sounds dirty about "ticket stub switch"?
Fez: Oh, come on. "Stub, switch." What are you, frigid?
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Quote from Eric
Red: Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game?
Donna: Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. The Packers are like the Jedi, and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey.
Eric: Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manuku.
Hyde: Forman, this is worse than when you wore the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
Red: For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off?
Eric: No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? I am the underdog in real life. I like Charlie Brown.
I like The Little Engine That Could. I like the Bears.
Quote from Eric
Kitty: I can't believe you got into a fight.
Eric: You know, I'm thinking about becoming a boxer. They may have to invent a whole new weight class. Hey, what's lighter than a feather?
Quote from Eric
Red: Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way?
Eric: Spider-Man.
Red: I had to ask.