Quote from Fez in Street Fighting Man
Eric: Okay, I hate to say it, you guys, but I think one of these tickets has to go to my dad. So that means one of us has to sit this out. Let me see. Eenie, meenie, miney, Kelso. Kelso: What? How could you choose your dad over me? Eric: Look, my dad is a huge Packers fan, and he's never even been to a game. Hyde: Forman, it's not a problem. We can all go. Me, Kelso and Fez will do the old ticket stub switch. Fez: Ooh, that sounds dirty. Hyde: Well, it's not. Fez: I'll do it anyway. Jackie: What exactly sounds dirty about "ticket stub switch"? Fez: Oh, come on. "Stub, switch." What are you, frigid?