Kelso: Guys, check it out. Somebody just left all these toys at the police station. Guess they figured, if cops have something to play with, then we won't stress out and accidentally shoot somebody.
Eric: Or, and stay with me here, Inspector Meathead, maybe these toys are for the toy drive.
Hyde: Yeah, Kelso, these toys are probably all those needy kids get on Christmas morning. Holy crap, is that an Evel Knievel stunt cycle?
Eric: Oh, my God, let's set it up!
Kelso: Oh, oh, oh. We have to find something for Evel Knievel to crash into, like something funny.
Eric: Fez, lie down over here and close your eyes.
Kelso: Oh, man, I feel just like a kid on, like... I don't know, like, some morning where kids get to open a lot of presents.