Kelso Quote #759
Kelso: Guys, check it out. Somebody just left all these toys at the police station. Guess they figured, if cops have something to play with, then we won't stress out and accidentally shoot somebody.
Eric: Or, and stay with me here, Inspector Meathead, maybe these toys are for the toy drive.
Hyde: Yeah, Kelso, these toys are probably all those needy kids get on Christmas morning. Holy crap, is that an Evel Knievel stunt cycle?
Eric: Oh, my God, let's set it up!
Kelso: Oh, oh, oh. We have to find something for Evel Knievel to crash into, like something funny.
Eric: Fez, lie down over here and close your eyes.
Kelso: Oh, man, I feel just like a kid on, like... I don't know, like, some morning where kids get to open a lot of presents.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Winter’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Fez: I just don't feel right about taking these toys away from kids.
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, this could be the Christmas that I never had. My parents wouldn't get me cool stuff when I was a kid. Every year, I got a raincoat. And then, to make sure it worked, we had to go outside and Red would spray me with the hose.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Yeah, Fez. What about my Christmas, man? I mean, I'd wake up in the morning, rush out in my PJs, and find what strange man Santa had left laying underneath my mother.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, girls, time to get to the party.
Donna: Well, Jackie, look, I think Eric and Hyde are feeling the pressures of life, and they want to have one last blowout.
Jackie: Okay, Steven does not need a blowout, he needs a kick in the nads.
Kitty: It's Christmas. At holiday time, we say, "He needs a kick in the sleigh bells."