Quote from Red in Surprise, Surprise
Red: Steven, the store is great. I'm proud of you. Hyde: Thank you. Eric: Whoa, Hyde, I want you to really savor this moment. Red's only nice every 75 years. Yeah. He's kind of like the Halley's Comet of compliments. I got one the first time I used the potty and... Yeah, since then, nothing. Red: What am I supposed to do? Compliment you every time you go to the can? Eric: See? Red: All these kids, wasting their money on records. You'd think they could be down at my muffler shop buying mufflers. You're all stupid.