Kitty: Well, just what the heck is this?
Bob: What a great auction. Red had a few beers and bought a canoe.
Red: I bought a canoe.
Bob: Who would've thought? Me and Red go out and he's the one to buy something stupid. [holds up a taxidermy bobcat] I don't know where I'm gonna put this.
Kitty: Red, why would you buy a canoe?
Red: I think the question is, why haven't I before?
Kitty: But we can't afford this.
Red: Sure we can. I used the money that you gave me yesterday.
Kitty: That was for Eric's wedding present.
Red: Congratulations, Eric. I knew you always wanted a canoe.