Quote from Red in Sparks
Kitty: Well, just what the heck is this? Bob: What a great auction. Red had a few beers and bought a canoe. Red: I bought a canoe. Bob: Who would've thought? Me and Red go out and he's the one to buy something stupid. [holds up a taxidermy bobcat] I don't know where I'm gonna put this. Kitty: Red, why would you buy a canoe? Red: I think the question is, why haven't I before? Kitty: But we can't afford this. Red: Sure we can. I used the money that you gave me yesterday. Kitty: That was for Eric's wedding present. Red: Congratulations, Eric. I knew you always wanted a canoe.