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Fez: This afternoon, a cadet named Terry hit on me, and it makes me nervous when men with guns like me.
Hyde: Fez, Cadet Terry is a woman. I know because I saw her putting cover-up on her chin hair.
Fez: Well, then, hello there, Cadet Terry.
Kelso: I will sit here, but I will not partake. What you're doing is illegal, and it could cause my mind to drift off its main goal, which is enforcing the law. Now, I'd like you both to read some literature. In particular, let's take a look at "Be Great and Go Straight." I think that one really says it all. [pamphlets are thrown at Kelso] Hey, do not throw the literature!
Hyde: Kelso, the fact that you're now totally lame would make me furious if I had the ability to feel anger right now, which I thankfully don't.
Kelso: I am not lame. I am grown-up. And when you grow up, you play by the rules, which is why I am getting rid of this. [picks up brown bag]
Fez: What is he doing?
Hyde: What is he doing? Don't worry, Fez. He's just screwing around. [toilet flushes] What? Baggie!
Fez: Good lord, he has broken you. You broke Hyde, you son of a bitch!