Eric: Life is a cabaret, my friend.
Hyde: We didn't work until 1:00. We got off at 10:00 and played poker.
Eric: Hyde, let's not weigh ourselves down with the truth here. When I started working full-time, I thought that my life was gonna be a total grind, but my mom, Donna, they can't do enough for me. Look at this. Heart shaped sandwiches. Donna's giving me sexy naps. As God as my witness, I will never go hungry or horny again.