Agent Armstrong: Well... Despite a few interesting answers and one recipe... my judgment is that your marriage is legitimate. Congratulations.
Fez: All right, Pepe and I are Americans.
Red: No wonder this country's going in the toilet.
Agent Armstrong: What was that, sir?
Kitty: Nothing. Nothing. He said he has to use the toilet. That's why he's been so quiet.
Agent Armstrong: If you're trying to protect your daughter, don't worry. We never go after the bride, especially such a pretty one. If there was a crime committed, we'd only be interested in this one. So if there's something you want to say, by all means, say it.
Red: Fine, I will. [Fez mouths "I love you"] I just wanted to say... these two kids are married and... very much in love. In fact, I've never seen a love like this.
Fez: Thank you, Mr. Red. It means a lot.
Eric: Hey, what about thanking me? This guy tried to break me. [chuckles] But lucky for you, double-o Forman is rock solid.