Dina Quote #706
Quote from Dina in Prize Wheel
Mateo: Look, today was a little bumpy, but hey, sales are up. We gave out a ton of those bobbleheads. God forgive us.
Dina: We basically had a mutiny on our hands. People wanted Glenn back. I even lost Cheyenne, and she'd follow a balloon with a smiley face on it. Which is basically what Glenn is. Man, I just thought I'd be so good at this.
Mateo: I'm sorry. Do you wanna talk about it?
Dina: I just did. Oh, you mean more? God, no. Look, I don't understand why everybody wants to talk everything to death. Like, whatever happened to just taking a baseball bat to your neighbor's trash can?
Mateo: Okay. [scoffs] Well, do you wanna, like, go smash something?
Dina: Yeah. Yeah, I do.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Jonah, Garrett, some customers have been complaining about a weird smell.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other.
Jonah: Wow, that's... That's exactly what it is.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, what's the max?
Mateo: There's no... You just keep on walking.
Cheyenne: Like, unlimited?
Quote from Cheyenne
Garrett: Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here before this thing becomes sentient and starts to fight back?
Cheyenne: Ooh.
Garrett: Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified. I think there might be teeth in it.
Cheyenne: Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware and left it on a hot driveway.
Jonah: You are alarmingly good at that.
Cheyenne: Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking.