Dina Quote #676
Sandra: Hey, any update on when you two lovebirds are moving to Cali?
Amy: Well, um... with all of this craziness, they've pushed my start date. So it's all a little up in the air. Just like this virus. [chuckles] Just kidding. It's not airborne. Well, we don't know that. It could be. Anyway.
Marcus: Oh, my God. Hey, everyone's overreacting. I mean, no friggin' way I'm missing out on spring break this year.
Jonah: Actually, the latest articles are saying that washing your hands isn't enough. We should be wearing face coverings, avoiding large groups.
Garrett: Like, say, plus employees and an endless stream of customers?
Glenn: [gasps] That sounds like here.
Amy: Yeah, um... I'll call Zephra. I'm sure they have more guidelines for us. But for now, they want everybody to know that, "We value our employees' dedication." "You are essential, and the true heroes during this chaotic time." [silence]
Glenn: Excuse me? The SVP of Company Communications, Sandy Sugarman, just called us heroes?
Dina: It's about damn time. [chuckles]
Glenn: Yeah!
Garrett: Are we still heroes if we definitely wouldn't be here if we didn't have to be?
Dina: I can keep this, right? You don't care if I keep this, do ya?
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‘Essential’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: [blows whistle] Let's go, sir. No lingering. Just pick a conditioner and keep moving.
Amy: Nope, nope. You're fine, sir. Take all of the time you need.
Dina: Ah, he's just putting on a show. We all know he's just using it to masturbate.
Amy: Okay, Dina? Our customers are already on edge. They don't need us blowing whistles and yelling at them about masturbation.
Dina: Hard disagree. You heard Sugarman. We are essential. Customers are like sheep looking for guidance. Without leaders, sheep start to eat each other. So, unless one of us leads, this place is gonna be littered in haggis from here to Sunday. All right, soft hands. Get goin'.
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Okay, but big news of the day? Just finished Tiger King episode three. Carol Baskin? Come on, what a trip! Definitely killed her husband. Let's get into it.
Cheyenne: Yeah, sorry, that was, like early pandemic. No one really cares anymore.
Sandra: I think we're all embarrassed we cared in the first place.
Marcus: Seriously? Ugh! Stupid coronavirus. I wish I never even went to the ICU.
Quote from Dina
Garrett: So when do you become a soulless suit and forget about the little guy?
Amy: No, it's not... The whole job is being a liaison to Cloud 9, so I'm still gonna be working with you guys. And they're still ironing out the details, but it'll probably be soon.
Dina: Damn it! Oh, not the California thing. I already knew about that. I actually knew before Jonah. So, no big deal. But Brian just texted. We're supposed to be going to the Aloha Thunder Indoor Waterpark for a sex weekend, but it turns out they're closing. Seems like this coronavirus deal is spreading.
Garrett: Whoa! The NBA just announced they're suspending the season.
All: What?
Cheyenne: Wow.
Mateo: More cases are popping up in Oregon, Washington, New York...
Cheyenne: [gasps] You guys, Tom Hanks has it! [all murmuring]
Mateo: What about Rita? Does it say anything about Rita? [Cheyenne checks her phone, turns around and nods] Ah, damn.