Sandra: Hey, any update on when you two lovebirds are moving to Cali?
Amy: Well, um... with all of this craziness, they've pushed my start date. So it's all a little up in the air. Just like this virus. [chuckles] Just kidding. It's not airborne. Well, we don't know that. It could be. Anyway.
Marcus: Oh, my God. Hey, everyone's overreacting. I mean, no friggin' way I'm missing out on spring break this year.
Jonah: Actually, the latest articles are saying that washing your hands isn't enough. We should be wearing face coverings, avoiding large groups.
Garrett: Like, say, plus employees and an endless stream of customers?
Glenn: [gasps] That sounds like here.
Amy: Yeah, um... I'll call Zephra. I'm sure they have more guidelines for us. But for now, they want everybody to know that, "We value our employees' dedication." "You are essential, and the true heroes during this chaotic time." [silence]
Glenn: Excuse me? The SVP of Company Communications, Sandy Sugarman, just called us heroes?
Dina: It's about damn time. [chuckles]
Glenn: Yeah!
Garrett: Are we still heroes if we definitely wouldn't be here if we didn't have to be?
Dina: I can keep this, right? You don't care if I keep this, do ya?