Amy Quote #619
Amy: I was going to say Zephra finally sent over the safety protocols. Yay. So, employees must wipe down the register and credit card machine after each customer as well as every rolling cart, door knob, bathroom door, electronic device, and product.
Jonah: Oh, okay. So everything the air touches. Got it. Easy.
Amy: We're also required to wear masks.
Justine: Will they be providing us with masks? Because I just have this one, and I've been tonguing it like crazy.
Amy: Well, don't. And, no, they're focused on donating masks and PPE to local hospitals.
Garrett: So no extra protection? I'm like a sitting duck in customer service. You have any idea how wet-lipped the community is here?
Jonah: That's a good point.
Dina: Very moist.
Amy: Guys, look. I know that this is hard. But if anybody needs anything, come to me and I will do everything I can to keep you safe. Also, Zephra wants to reiterate that Cloud 9 employees are the true heroes of the Zephra family.
Superstore Quotes
‘Essential’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: [blows whistle] Let's go, sir. No lingering. Just pick a conditioner and keep moving.
Amy: Nope, nope. You're fine, sir. Take all of the time you need.
Dina: Ah, he's just putting on a show. We all know he's just using it to masturbate.
Amy: Okay, Dina? Our customers are already on edge. They don't need us blowing whistles and yelling at them about masturbation.
Dina: Hard disagree. You heard Sugarman. We are essential. Customers are like sheep looking for guidance. Without leaders, sheep start to eat each other. So, unless one of us leads, this place is gonna be littered in haggis from here to Sunday. All right, soft hands. Get goin'.
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Okay, but big news of the day? Just finished Tiger King episode three. Carol Baskin? Come on, what a trip! Definitely killed her husband. Let's get into it.
Cheyenne: Yeah, sorry, that was, like early pandemic. No one really cares anymore.
Sandra: I think we're all embarrassed we cared in the first place.
Marcus: Seriously? Ugh! Stupid coronavirus. I wish I never even went to the ICU.
Quote from Dina
Garrett: So when do you become a soulless suit and forget about the little guy?
Amy: No, it's not... The whole job is being a liaison to Cloud 9, so I'm still gonna be working with you guys. And they're still ironing out the details, but it'll probably be soon.
Dina: Damn it! Oh, not the California thing. I already knew about that. I actually knew before Jonah. So, no big deal. But Brian just texted. We're supposed to be going to the Aloha Thunder Indoor Waterpark for a sex weekend, but it turns out they're closing. Seems like this coronavirus deal is spreading.
Garrett: Whoa! The NBA just announced they're suspending the season.
All: What?
Cheyenne: Wow.
Mateo: More cases are popping up in Oregon, Washington, New York...
Cheyenne: [gasps] You guys, Tom Hanks has it! [all murmuring]
Mateo: What about Rita? Does it say anything about Rita? [Cheyenne checks her phone, turns around and nods] Ah, damn.