Amy Quote #624
Amy: [on video call] Hey, Kira. Hi, hey. Amy Sosa here. [nervous chuckle] Um, actually, I just have a little bit of a thing to add to the Cloud update?
Kira: Of course. What's up?
Amy: Um, so Cloud 9 isn't actually doing so well. I mean... I mean, sure, the sales are up, but morale is way down. Our employees aren't only scared, but they're spending a lot of their personal time and money to protect themselves. So maybe if Zephra sent over some PPE, they could focus on doing their jobs instead of worrying so much about their own health and safety.
Kira: Sorry, Amy. You froze after, "Cloud 9 isn't..."?
Amy: Um, I was just saying that the employees need PPE and maybe some of the earnings spike can go towards them.
Kira: Well, yeah. When you put it like that, that's a really good point. You know what? Let's look into sending masks and gloves to all our stores. We gotta have your backs, 'cause you all have been slaying!
Amy: Yeah, wow! Great, that's great! Thank you! You know, it's just so good to know that you're all really taking care of your people.
Kira: Sorry, Amy. We lost you again. What'd you say? Uh, nothing. Never mind. Marketing, you're up. Slay!
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Quote from Dina
Dina: [blows whistle] Let's go, sir. No lingering. Just pick a conditioner and keep moving.
Amy: Nope, nope. You're fine, sir. Take all of the time you need.
Dina: Ah, he's just putting on a show. We all know he's just using it to masturbate.
Amy: Okay, Dina? Our customers are already on edge. They don't need us blowing whistles and yelling at them about masturbation.
Dina: Hard disagree. You heard Sugarman. We are essential. Customers are like sheep looking for guidance. Without leaders, sheep start to eat each other. So, unless one of us leads, this place is gonna be littered in haggis from here to Sunday. All right, soft hands. Get goin'.
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Okay, but big news of the day? Just finished Tiger King episode three. Carol Baskin? Come on, what a trip! Definitely killed her husband. Let's get into it.
Cheyenne: Yeah, sorry, that was, like early pandemic. No one really cares anymore.
Sandra: I think we're all embarrassed we cared in the first place.
Marcus: Seriously? Ugh! Stupid coronavirus. I wish I never even went to the ICU.
Quote from Dina
Garrett: So when do you become a soulless suit and forget about the little guy?
Amy: No, it's not... The whole job is being a liaison to Cloud 9, so I'm still gonna be working with you guys. And they're still ironing out the details, but it'll probably be soon.
Dina: Damn it! Oh, not the California thing. I already knew about that. I actually knew before Jonah. So, no big deal. But Brian just texted. We're supposed to be going to the Aloha Thunder Indoor Waterpark for a sex weekend, but it turns out they're closing. Seems like this coronavirus deal is spreading.
Garrett: Whoa! The NBA just announced they're suspending the season.
All: What?
Cheyenne: Wow.
Mateo: More cases are popping up in Oregon, Washington, New York...
Cheyenne: [gasps] You guys, Tom Hanks has it! [all murmuring]
Mateo: What about Rita? Does it say anything about Rita? [Cheyenne checks her phone, turns around and nods] Ah, damn.