Sandra Quote #201
Quote from Sandra in Customer Safari
Dina: Hey, Sandra. Just wanted to introduce you to my boyfriend, Brian.
Sandra: Brian the vet. So nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you.
Brian: Well, one thing I bet you haven't heard is that I'm also a veterinarian. I'm sorry, you just said that.
Dina: Listen, I've got a vet and you've got a messed-up cat. Maybe we could help each other out, 'cause I need to know what's going on. What's with all the phones and the sneaking around?
Sandra: Dina, please, I can't say. I don't wanna get anyone in trouble. Brett just let me follow him on Instagram.
Dina: Okay, well, it's a shame you won't help us 'cause this guy loves doing feline lumpectomies. And refresh my memory, does Biscuit have lumps?
Sandra: So many. It's like holding a bag of marbles.
Brian: Well, I'd be happy to smooth that cat out for you. Free of charge, of course.
Dina: Of course.
Sandra: Okay. Fine. But I'm only giving you this. White board, warehouse. Secret photos, customers, game, $200 prize. But that's all I can say.
Superstore Quotes
‘Customer Safari’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Jonah: You have nothing to be nervous about. My parents think you're great and I'm sure Josh will too.
Glenn: Which brother is Josh again? I can't keep track of them all.
Jonah: I only have two.
Glenn: Really? It feels like you grew up talking over a large group.
Quote from Mateo
Amy: Wait, isn't Josh the one who threw that big party in high school and then framed your housekeeper for it?
Mateo: Big mistake. Anger the head maid, the whole downstairs can turn on you.
Jonah: One floor, one housekeeper.
Dina: My advice: don't get lost in the siblings. It's the parents you want to impress if you're gonna inherit all those servants.
Jonah: Zero. Zero servants.
Amy: One would've been nice.
Quote from Garrett
Cheyenne: A gecko?
Mateo: Yes. It was just sitting on her shoulder like a parrot... look.
Cheyenne: I swear, we get the weirdest customers at this store. I just helped a dad with three kids on leashes.
Garrett: Were they triplets? Or just three kids? 'Cause in the world of customer weirdness, I'd put reptiles up here and children in restraints down here. But if we're talking multiples, now I'm gonna need a photo.
Cheyenne: Oh, okay. Let me see if he's still untangling them in housewares.
Garrett: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Wow, you've thought about this a lot.
Garrett: Yeah, well, in customer service, you can get all kinds. Yesterday, a lady came in and complained about a sandwich that she made at home.
Mateo: Okay, hot nun, face tattoo, stilettos and sweats.
Garrett: Nun, tattoo, stilettos and sweats.
Mateo: I just love the way your mind words.