Jonah: You have nothing to be nervous about. My parents think you're great and I'm sure Josh will too.
Glenn: Which brother is Josh again? I can't keep track of them all.
Jonah: I only have two.
Glenn: Really? It feels like you grew up talking over a large group.

Dina: Game over, scrodes!
Brian: Yeah, scrodes! Hi, uh, I'm Brian, by the way. I'm Dina's boyfriend. I met some of you, not everybody, and this is not mine. Borrowed her from a client.
Dina: We know everything.
Cheyenne: Sorry, this guy tricked me into taking a photo of him and his stupid pig. It's so cute though. Can I pet it?
Brian: Yes. [Cheyenne squeals]
Sandra: Oh, man, you guys, Cheyenne really blew it. Ugh, we're all so mad.
Dina: All right, Garrett, give everyone their money back, and then all of you get back to work. But if anyone got VSCO Girl, could you send that me? I still don't know what that is.

Amy: Wait, isn't Josh the one who threw that big party in high school and then framed your housekeeper for it?
Mateo: Big mistake. Anger the head maid, the whole downstairs can turn on you.
Jonah: One floor, one housekeeper.
Dina: My advice: don't get lost in the siblings. It's the parents you want to impress if you're gonna inherit all those servants.
Jonah: Zero. Zero servants.
Amy: One would've been nice.