Dina Quote #653
Garrett: Whoa, you're destroying it? You don't need to do that.
Dina: Ah, you were right. It was a stupid idea with stupid photos. I'm... I'm not very good at this. I think I'm just gonna call the whole thing off.
Garrett: Oh, don't do that. I mean, I'm sure he wants to see you on his birthday.
Dina: No, he'll see me around. We shop for the same things. Food, soap, stamps.
Garrett: What has gotten into you? You're acting like you've never dated someone before.
Dina: Well, I haven't. Not someone I wanted to stick around. And it's his birthday, and all I have left to give him is a piñata full of condoms, and now I'm even questioning that.
Garrett: Oh, okay, well, yeah. Don't... Do not give him that.
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Quote from Dina
Garrett: Okay, just keep it simple. Take him out to a nice dinner.
Dina: I don't even know what a nice dinner is. Is it a hot soup followed by a cold soup? Is it a place that gives you bread? Is it a place that wants you to bring your own bread?
Garrett: What are you talking about? You've had dinner before.
Dina: Not as a girlfriend!
Garrett: It's very similar!
Quote from Justine
Justine: Oh, my God, he's so cute. My ovaries are exploding. It's like, scrambled eggs, anyone?
Garrett: Oh, gross.
Corey: Disgusting.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: So I got it.
Cheyenne: What?
Sandra: Jonah's DNA.
Cheyenne: You took that from Jonah?
Sandra: Yeah. And I found one of Parker's pacifiers. So now we just send them to the lab with $200 and then wait for the results.
Cheyenne: Oh. Yeah, you know, I don't wanna do that, no offense. It just crosses so many lines and is, like, super crazy.
Sandra: Oh. Yeah. I hadn't thought about the lines. So, um... Could you, like, not tell Jonah and Amy about this?
Cheyenne: Oh, sorry, but I kind of just think I'm gonna.
Sandra: Of course. Yeah, totally get it.