Jeff Quote #72

Quote from Jeff in Zephra Cares

Isabel: Would you say you have a unique management style?
Amy: Yeah. Yeah, I would say that.
Isabel: Could you actually say it just so I can quote you?
Jeff: Everything's pulling teeth with this one. It's like, what are you, a dentist? I mean, come on...
Amy: Jeff! Enough. Listen, I am a working mother, and I came up from the floor, but it was worth it because as a manager, I know what my people need from me, so it might seem silly, but small things like healthy snacks actually make a difference.
Jeff: Yikes, Amy. Brag much?
Isabel: Hey, Jeff, why don't you give us a minute? Maybe go grab a coffee or literally anything?
Jeff: I'm not clear whether I report to you or not, so I am gonna grab that coffee.

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 ‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes

Quote from Jonah

Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.

Quote from Garrett

Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.