Amy Quote #594

Quote from Amy in Zephra Cares

Amy: Sorry for the wait, ladies. Here you go. Zephra cares. You can wait till you're on the bus to open those
Woman #1: There's just tape and some loose grapes in here.
Amy: Oh! Ooh. You got the antioxidant package.
Mateo: Yes. Grapes are so important for the skin, and skin is so important for the face.
Amy: Mm-hmm.
Woman #2: Then how come I didn't get any grapes?
Amy: Well, all of the packages are different because... because the female experience is not a monolith, am I right, gals? [claps] I mean, we don't all eat grapes. Right?
Woman #3: Um, this hairbrush is clearly used.
Mateo: Did you go through my desk?

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 ‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes

Quote from Jonah

Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.

Quote from Garrett

Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.