Amy Quote #595

Quote from Amy in Zephra Cares

Amy: So probably doesn't look great for the profile that we were robbing the homeless, huh?
Isabel: I mean, robbing the homeless is probably not exactly how I'll frame it, but, you know, it's kind of a nice story. Coworkers helping each other. One big Zephra family. Um, Cheyenne, could you come over here for a second?
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah, sure.
Isabel: I would actually love to get just, like, a quick shot of Amy handing you one of the care packages, you know, just, like, helping an employee in need.
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not in need. If you wanna talk to a sad person, you should go find Justine.
Amy: Yeah, we probably don't need a photo.
Isabel: It'll just take one second. Great.
Cheyenne: Oh, wait, so that's gonna end up online, like, with my face on it and stuff?
Isabel: Mm-hmm.
Amy: Yeah, I think maybe you don't wanna post those 'cause of, like, optics, right? I mean, it could come off that Zephra employees get paid so little that they rely on charity to...
Isabel: Oh, I don't really think anyone's connecting those dots. Plus you guys look so awesome, right? Cute.
Amy: She took so many photos today that one probably won't even get posted.
Cheyenne: It will Amy. I'm gorgeous. [scoffs] Sucks.

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 ‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes

Quote from Jonah

Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.

Quote from Garrett

Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.