Garrett Quote #430
Quote from Garrett in Employee App
Garrett: My man, I made something for you.
Jonah: Oh, yeah?
Garrett: Yeah, try it on.
Jonah: What... What am I looking at here?
Garrett: It's a hat lined with tin foil so Zephra can't hack into your thoughts.
Jonah: Okay, all right, I get it. So I'm just some sort of, like, wacko conspiracy theorist for thinking that a tech conglomerate just might want to check out its employees' phone activity.
Garrett: Shh. The lizard people are all around us; they'll hear you. [to a customer] Sorry, buddy. Not you. You look totally normal.
Superstore Quotes
‘Employee App’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: It's obviously toothbrushes.
Jonah: Or is it teethbrush? Like attorneys general?
Quote from Dina
Amy: Here, look.
Dina: Huh. Oh, that does kinda look like me.
Amy: Yeah, and you can change the facial expressions.
Dina: Whoa, I can change my race.
Amy: Yes, but you shouldn't. That's...
Dina: See, I knew it. People are always telling me I'd be a beautiful Indian woman.
Amy: You should really change that back, Dina. Who... Who... Who says that?
Quote from Sandra
Emily Deschanel: [on tape] "Who Run the World? Me" by Kira Moon. Read by Emily Deschanel.
Marcus: [sighs]
Sandra: I could listen to that lady read the phone book.
Emily Deschanel: I had nothing but a seed loan from my father...