Sandra Quote #180
Quote from Sandra in Cereal Bar
Amy: Sandra, let's go.
Sandra: No, I have something to say. I'm Sandra Kaluiokalani, and we demand self-driving cars. I know Zephra has them, so you need to give them to us so I can stop taking the bus, where people watch their phones at full volume and make me hold their babies while they change its diapers. Right, Jonah?
Jonah: I'm not on board with... I didn't even know the diaper part.
Kelly: Oh, I am so sorry. I am... I'm getting the signal, so we're out of time, but it was so great meeting you all, and Amy, my next call's at the Taipei store, so see you there? [Amy and Jonah laugh]
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Quote from Glenn
Glenn: The storm shelter is just a great place to get things off your chest. Whenever I have troubles, I come down here and I shout 'em out.
Garrett: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Glenn: Here, watch me. [shouts] Why did I have a baby so late in life? [talks] You know, stuff like that.
Garrett: You know, I think I understand what you're saying, but maybe I could use some more examples.
Glenn: Okay, um... Diabetes stinks! I think I voted wrong! I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much! It's unprofessional!
Garrett: Still not getting it.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, I like this game. Is it bigger than a dog?
Sayid: It's clearly bigger than a dog.
Cheyenne: You don't know what dog I'm thinking of.
Quote from Glenn
Amy: Good morning, Store 1217. We have a very exciting surprise today. Zephra has sent us a little break room upgrade just to say "Welcome to the Z-Fam." They asked me to say it that way, and I'm happy to.
Glenn: Okay, let me guess. Ah... It's a pipe organ. Oh, my gosh, I can call Judy from the church and she'll give us lessons, though you have to practice 'cause otherwise you're just wasting her time.
Amy: Don't need Judy. Not a pipe organ.