Jonah Quote #473
Quote from Jonah in Cereal Bar
Amy: "Happy Valentine's Day, Grandpa."
Jonah: Yeah, well, I had to raid what was left of the seasonal aisle.
Amy: Aww.
Jonah: If you're gonna break our agreement... It's only fair.
Amy: And a half-eaten box of chocolates.
Jonah: Did a coconut check for you. Took care of 'em.
Amy: Thank you. [they kiss] Oh, I can still taste the...
Jonah: Yeah, I ate, like, a whole coconut's worth.
Amy: And there was, like, a little bit of gnocchi in there.
Jonah: Oh, yeah, you don't like that gnoc-onut vibe?
Amy: Don't say that. Don't say gnoc-onut.
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Glenn: The storm shelter is just a great place to get things off your chest. Whenever I have troubles, I come down here and I shout 'em out.
Garrett: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Glenn: Here, watch me. [shouts] Why did I have a baby so late in life? [talks] You know, stuff like that.
Garrett: You know, I think I understand what you're saying, but maybe I could use some more examples.
Glenn: Okay, um... Diabetes stinks! I think I voted wrong! I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much! It's unprofessional!
Garrett: Still not getting it.
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Cheyenne: Oh, I like this game. Is it bigger than a dog?
Sayid: It's clearly bigger than a dog.
Cheyenne: You don't know what dog I'm thinking of.
Quote from Glenn
Amy: Good morning, Store 1217. We have a very exciting surprise today. Zephra has sent us a little break room upgrade just to say "Welcome to the Z-Fam." They asked me to say it that way, and I'm happy to.
Glenn: Okay, let me guess. Ah... It's a pipe organ. Oh, my gosh, I can call Judy from the church and she'll give us lessons, though you have to practice 'cause otherwise you're just wasting her time.
Amy: Don't need Judy. Not a pipe organ.