Glenn Quote #586
Jonah: Hey, Glenn, how you holding up?
Glenn: [sighs] Not great. I found a snail in my car this morning, and I didn't even name him. I didn't have it in me.
Jonah: Yeah, that's... That's rough. Hey, you know, I was watching the weather this morning, and it was so crazy. The guy was talking about a cold front off the coast of Myrtle Beach.
Glenn: Really?
Jonah: Yeah. Yeah, he said Myrtle, like, five times, you know? Who knows? Maybe... Maybe it's a sign, you know, that she's, um... she'll always be here with us.
Glenn: Yeah. Or maybe she's trying to communicate with us.
Jonah: Yeah, or that was just the whole message.
Glenn: [gasps] What's... Jonah. Ketchup packets.
Jonah: Uh...
Glenn: Myrtle loved to eat ketchup packets.
Garrett: Is love the right word for what that was?
Glenn: This could be a sign.
Jonah: [sighs] I don't think...
Glenn: My eyes are open, Myrtle!
Superstore Quotes
‘Myrtle’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: I can't believe Myrtle's gone.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she was so sweet, and lived through so much. Her e‐mail address was from Yahoo.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: You're selling bootleg makeup.
Cheyenne: Shh. Corona turned me on to her little side hustle selling this makeup, and she's been making bank. She keeps Instagramming herself rolling around in money.
Mateo: Ew. Money is filthy.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she got a staph infection from it, but she can afford mad antibiotics now.
Mateo: Lucy May? [scoffs] Cheyenne, I've heard about this. This is a pyramid scheme.
Cheyenne: No, no, no, it's called multi‐level marketing. The different levels get smaller and smaller as you go up. It's kind of shaped like a triangle.
Mateo: Trust me. It's a scam. It'll just make your money problems worse.
Cheyenne: But it's so easy. I just recruit people, and then I get a cut. It's like I'm a makeup pimp.
Quote from Sandra
Amy: When I first hired Myrtle to be my assistant, she used to leave loose hot dogs on my desk every day. I think she thought I'd asked for that, but she just really cared.
Glenn: She did. And she was really getting a lot less racist towards the end.
All: Yeah.
Sandra: She still called me Moana sometimes, but at least she saw the movie. Representation matters.