Sandra Quote #161
Quote from Sandra in Curbside Pickup
Garrett: Hey, Sandra, this order just says "pot." Do you know if they mean, like, nonstick or cast-iron or maybe they just think this is a dispensary?
Sandra: Oh, I'm the wrong person to ask. I don't do a lot of cooking or drugs.
Garrett: Yo, is this an Oculus Quest headset? Man, these are, like, $400 a pop. Supposed to be amazing VR. I mean, even the box is high-end. Oh, the cardboard feels like velvet. Feel it.
Sandra: Ooh.
Garrett: Yeah, right?
Sandra: It's really smooth.
Garrett: Yeah.
Sandra: Reminds me why we got into this business, you know?
Superstore Quotes
‘Curbside Pickup’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Jonah: Cheyenne, what are you doing? Get a... Get a cart.
Cheyenne: No, there's no time. The orders just keep coming. I had to pee for two hours, and now I don't anymore. Where did the pee go, Jonah?
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Hey, if any of you curbside folks want to trade places, I'd be happy to work outside today. It's a nice fall day out there.
Dina: Fascinating. You're inside on checkouts.
Glenn: That's fine because it's fall inside too.
Dina: Not true.
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Okay, come on, let's go! These orders are piling up. Jonah, your last order took 33 minutes. Quick math lesson: That's more than 30.
Jonah: Dina, some of these orders are insane. One of them just said, "Retirement gift for my dad. Don't be afraid to get creative."
Cheyenne: Yeah, it's been so crazy, I haven't even been able to go on Instagram. Corona thought I was dead.