Dina Quote #591

Quote from Dina in Curbside Pickup

Dina: So when a curbside order comes in, it prints on this printer and you'll hear a beep-beep on your Zebra. Now, you'll grab the order slip, collect everything on that order, and bring it out to the customer.
Cheyenne: And we're supposed to get a two-way thumbs-up? Is that even possible?
Dina: Apparently so. I mean, there's photographic proof. Now, from the time you hear the beep-beep, you'll have 30 minutes to get the order in the car.
Jonah: Yeah, but some orders take longer, right? I mean, like, if it's a big order, if it's spread out around the store...
Cheyenne: Yeah, or if it's for something that we don't even sell, like tractors.
Dina: Okay, these sound like excuses to me. We've promised 30 minutes. We'll do it in 30 minutes. Cloud 9 wants to provide its lazy customers with an efficient shopping experience.
Jonah: Yeah, by running its employees into the ground. Pretty soon, people are gonna have to pee in bottles. 'Cause they don't have enough time to take a bathroom break.
Dina: You want to pee in bottles? No problem. I'll fish one out of the recycling.
Jonah: No, that's not...
Dina: I mean, it's a little trickier for the gals, but definitely doable.

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 ‘Curbside Pickup’ Quotes

Quote from Cheyenne

Jonah: Cheyenne, what are you doing? Get a... Get a cart.
Cheyenne: No, there's no time. The orders just keep coming. I had to pee for two hours, and now I don't anymore. Where did the pee go, Jonah?

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: Hey, if any of you curbside folks want to trade places, I'd be happy to work outside today. It's a nice fall day out there.
Dina: Fascinating. You're inside on checkouts.
Glenn: That's fine because it's fall inside too.
Dina: Not true.

Quote from Cheyenne

Dina: Okay, come on, let's go! These orders are piling up. Jonah, your last order took 33 minutes. Quick math lesson: That's more than 30.
Jonah: Dina, some of these orders are insane. One of them just said, "Retirement gift for my dad. Don't be afraid to get creative."
Cheyenne: Yeah, it's been so crazy, I haven't even been able to go on Instagram. Corona thought I was dead.