Mateo Quote #325
Quote from Mateo in Curbside Pickup
Eric: Hey. I'm a... Sorry about the mess.
Mateo: Please, I should be thanking you. This is usually the most boring corner of the store.
Eric: Not today. Look, I'm sorry about Amy too. She means well, but tries too hard sometimes.
Mateo: Ahh, did you see the top she was wearing? She tries too hard all the time.
Eric: Right! But hey, if I knew I was going to meet someone, I probably would have tried harder myself.
Mateo: Well you're lucky you pull it off.
Eric: Umm... You maybe wanna go out some time? Like, on a date. A real date.
Mateo: Sure.
Eric: Great. [both chuckle] Obviously we can never tell Amy.
Mateo: Oh God no.
Superstore Quotes
‘Curbside Pickup’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Jonah: Cheyenne, what are you doing? Get a... Get a cart.
Cheyenne: No, there's no time. The orders just keep coming. I had to pee for two hours, and now I don't anymore. Where did the pee go, Jonah?
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Hey, if any of you curbside folks want to trade places, I'd be happy to work outside today. It's a nice fall day out there.
Dina: Fascinating. You're inside on checkouts.
Glenn: That's fine because it's fall inside too.
Dina: Not true.
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Okay, come on, let's go! These orders are piling up. Jonah, your last order took 33 minutes. Quick math lesson: That's more than 30.
Jonah: Dina, some of these orders are insane. One of them just said, "Retirement gift for my dad. Don't be afraid to get creative."
Cheyenne: Yeah, it's been so crazy, I haven't even been able to go on Instagram. Corona thought I was dead.