Mateo Quote #316
Quote from Mateo in Shoplifter Rehab
Mateo: Don't worry. I'm not gonna squirt anyone. I know you're not gonna steal the money.
Woman: We should steal it, at least get my 200 bucks back.
Mateo: What 200?
Man: The fee for this ridiculous class.
Mateo: Wait, Cloud 9 is charging you to take this?
Man: Yeah.
Woman: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: So the company won't file a police report so long as you pay $200?
Woman: These people, they're evil.
Mateo: Oh, trust me. You have no idea.
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Jonah: I oversold it, didn't I? I always do that. I should have just said, "It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it."
Amy: It just made me uncomfortable. I already have enough trouble as a working mom. I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent.
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Garrett: Wow, big step. I'm surprised you weren't worried about ruining your personalized recommendations.
Jonah: Oh, good God.
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Amy: Yeah, I get curious.