Mateo Quote #317
Quote from Mateo in Shoplifter Rehab
Dina: I've got the bucket of wet socks. Where is everyone? On one of their precious bathroom breaks?
Mateo: I let them go.
Dina: You what?
Mateo: I just couldn't stand the fact that this company was extorting these people out of their hard-earned money. It wasn't right.
Dina: Huh. Wait. Did you take their money instead?
Mateo: Well, it had to go somewhere.
Dina: Uh-huh. Half to me for a new security camera, and I look the other way.
Mateo: A third. [they shake]
Dina: Your hand is like velvet.
Mateo: I sleep with gloves on.
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