Dina Quote #585
Quote from Dina in Shoplifter Rehab
Dina: Anytime one of you is tempted to steal this money, Mateo is gonna spray you in the face with that squirt bottle. Now, is it just water in there? For legal reasons, let's say yes.
Man: This is messed up.
Dina: What's that?
Man: [mutters softly]
Dina: That's what I thought. I'm gonna check on Gerald, see if he's done crying in the men's room. In the meantime, Mateo, don't be stingy with the squirts.
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‘Shoplifter Rehab’ Quotes
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Jonah: I oversold it, didn't I? I always do that. I should have just said, "It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it."
Amy: It just made me uncomfortable. I already have enough trouble as a working mom. I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?
Garrett: Wow, big step. I'm surprised you weren't worried about ruining your personalized recommendations.
Jonah: Oh, good God.
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Amy: Yeah, I get curious.