Marcus Quote #302

Quote from Marcus in Forced Hire

Marcus: [on the phone] I don't care what they said. You are beautiful, you are sexy, and any guy would kill for a night alone with you. All right, Mom, I gotta bounce. Say bye to Jonah.
Jonah: Bye, Mrs. White. It was nice to meet you. This whole hour has just flown by.

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 ‘Forced Hire’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Just a reminder about our emotional support snake policy. We don't have one, so please do not bring your... [Dina grabs the microphone]
Dina: You know how I said there's no way I will ever forgive you for what happened to my birds? Well, guess what? There is a way. I need you to make Colleen quit because I hate her.
Garrett: Okay, so you hate Colleen, you hate me... How many enemies do you have?
Dina: 37. 36, and then my bitch neighbor had a baby.
Garrett: All right, look, Dina, I don't have any beef with this woman and I don't know how you'd go about making someone quit.
Dina: Well, you managed to make my birds quit living. I'm sure you can figure something out. Just get her out of here and make sure I'm not tied to it at all and I'll stop doing things like this. [knocks over drink]
Garrett: That was Elias's.
Dina: Oh, well, that's fine. Elias is also on my list.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: It's supposed to be a pyramid. I think you, of all people, could handle that.
Sayid: I'm Syrian, not Egyptian.
Mateo: Clearly.
[later, Mateo stops Sarah as she stacks a shelf of cleaning products:]
Mateo: Don't mind me... just making it not look like crap. Labels out. [whispers] Thank you.
[later, Mateo interrupts Janet packing a customer's bag on checkout:]
Mateo: Sorry, she's not usually this bad. [Glenn gasps] Heavy stuff goes in the bottom... because of gravity.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: [groans] God, this sucks. I just feel so useless. And not like the way most people here are useless. I just mean, like, no purpose.