Glenn Quote #547
Quote from Glenn in Employee Appreciation Day
Dina: Well, I found it interesting to learn that unions actually limit communication.
Amy: Good point, Dina. It's like when you have a problem, do you wanna be able to come straight to me or do you wanna have to go through some shop steward like in the video?
Marcus: Definitely you. That guy was a dick.
Glenn: Where do I know him from?
Garrett: Oh, he's in that rheumatoid arthritis commercial where he can't pick up his grandkids and he's sad.
Dina: Oh, yeah, and then the dog drops the ball at his feet, and he just shakes his head like, "Can't do it, buddy."
Glenn: Aww.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: [phone buzzes] [scoffs] Jeff again. It's, like, the fifth time in a row.
Cheyenne: I honestly feel like calling someone is one of the worst things you can do to them.
Mateo: I know, right?
Quote from Sayid
Sayid: Here I have my refugee identity certificate, my social security card, driver's license, electric bills proving my residence.
Officer: That's fine. That's fine.
Sayid: And here are pictures of me at the block party in my mostly white neighborhood. As you can see, everybody's smiling. The community is embracing me.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Guys, let's not forget that Jesus was an immigrant from heaven.
Dina: Oh, boy.
Glenn: Yeah. And he had to go home too, and it was not a fun trip. Plus, it could not have been easy being a white guy in the Middle East.