Jonah Quote #392
Quote from Jonah in Quinceañera
Woman: Because, as we all know, the unopened chips always stays the freshest. Thank you. Ah, who's next?
Jonah: Oh, God, no. Pass.
Glenn: Ouch, so cold.
Jonah: I don't I don't mean pass like I-I-I don't care. I just uh... I... Sorry, when I when I said, "Pass," I just meant, like, I don't want to say anything. Not- Sorry, not because I don't like Emma. It's just, it feels silly for me to be giving a speech when I'm not even a part of the family... yet.
Glenn: Oh!
Jonah: No, no, no, no, no, no. That doesn't that's not a no. Don't read into the word "yet," no. Believe me, we're We're not getting married, okay? I mean, I don't mean that we're never- We're never gonna get married. I mean, we haven't even talked about it, right? You know what? I should probably just stick with the standard script and say, um, congrats, Emma, and I guess stay a virgin... or don't. Or don't. You know, that's your sexuality is your own.
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo & Cheyenne: [sing] ♫ Did you ever know that you're my hero? ♫
Mateo: You're Emma's hero, Amy.
Cheyenne: You really are.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ Everything I would like to be ♫
Mateo: You're her role model.
Cheyenne: She's your only daughter.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ I can fly higher than an eagle ♫
Mateo: Leaving the nest so soon.
Cheyenne: Never coming back.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ You are the wind beneath... Emma's.... wings.... ♫
Amy: Thank you, guys. Very cool. Thank you.
Mateo: Do you have the dead grandma song from Coco?
Amy: No, no, maybe we should get back to the dancing.
Cheyenne: I think you're gonna wanna hear this.
Mateo: You're gonna wanna hear this, definitely.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, and, Amy, Jerusha had to watch Rose, but there was no way that I was gonna miss this celebration of Emma's transition from girlhood to womanhood with cultural roots in Mesoamerica.
Amy: Thank you, Glenn. Did you spend some time on Wikipedia?
Glenn: Yeah, I did. How..?
Quote from Amy
Jonah: Hey. For Emma's quinceañera, am I supposed to just get her money, or if I wanted to add something extra, would she like a NutriBullet, makeup, rosary beads, a T-shirt that says "Slay all day"?
Amy: She's gonna like whatever you get her.
Jonah: I just want it to be good, you know? I always feel like Emma doesn't like me.
Amy: What? Why?
Jonah: She always goes to her room whenever I come over. And there was the time she saw in the towel and it was never addressed.
Amy: Jonah, she's 15 years old. If you're not Ariana Grande or Gritty, she's not into it.
Jonah: Yeah, but I'm, like, the guy who stole her mom away from her dad.
Amy: Yeah, no, you're right. It's true. I was in a happy, fulfilling, blissful marriage that would have just gone on forever and ever if you hadn't swooped in and started whispering This American Life stories into my ear until my panties dropped.