Jonah Quote #394
Quote from Jonah in Quinceañera
Emma: My cousin Marco brought a vape pen, and, at first, I didn't feel anything and so I did some more and then I wasn't even sure if there was anything in it because Marco is a liar and now I am very feeling something a lot.
Jonah: Okay, okay, it's... It's... It's gonna be okay.
Emma: I feel like my heart's filling with blood.
Jonah: Then it's doing its job. Listen, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get your Mom-
Emma: No, no, you can't tell my parents.
Jonah: Right. Right. Right. Okay. Okay. Well, then we're just gonna sit here and ride it out.
Connie: Hey, can I sit with my little princess?
Jonah: Nah, we're good.
Connie: I'd like to sit with my granddaughter-
Jonah: Connie, please!
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‘Quinceañera’ Quotes
Quote from Mateo
Mateo & Cheyenne: [sing] ♫ Did you ever know that you're my hero? ♫
Mateo: You're Emma's hero, Amy.
Cheyenne: You really are.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ Everything I would like to be ♫
Mateo: You're her role model.
Cheyenne: She's your only daughter.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ I can fly higher than an eagle ♫
Mateo: Leaving the nest so soon.
Cheyenne: Never coming back.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ You are the wind beneath... Emma's.... wings.... ♫
Amy: Thank you, guys. Very cool. Thank you.
Mateo: Do you have the dead grandma song from Coco?
Amy: No, no, maybe we should get back to the dancing.
Cheyenne: I think you're gonna wanna hear this.
Mateo: You're gonna wanna hear this, definitely.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, and, Amy, Jerusha had to watch Rose, but there was no way that I was gonna miss this celebration of Emma's transition from girlhood to womanhood with cultural roots in Mesoamerica.
Amy: Thank you, Glenn. Did you spend some time on Wikipedia?
Glenn: Yeah, I did. How..?
Quote from Amy
Jonah: Hey. For Emma's quinceañera, am I supposed to just get her money, or if I wanted to add something extra, would she like a NutriBullet, makeup, rosary beads, a T-shirt that says "Slay all day"?
Amy: She's gonna like whatever you get her.
Jonah: I just want it to be good, you know? I always feel like Emma doesn't like me.
Amy: What? Why?
Jonah: She always goes to her room whenever I come over. And there was the time she saw in the towel and it was never addressed.
Amy: Jonah, she's 15 years old. If you're not Ariana Grande or Gritty, she's not into it.
Jonah: Yeah, but I'm, like, the guy who stole her mom away from her dad.
Amy: Yeah, no, you're right. It's true. I was in a happy, fulfilling, blissful marriage that would have just gone on forever and ever if you hadn't swooped in and started whispering This American Life stories into my ear until my panties dropped.