Jonah Quote #390
Quote from Jonah in Quinceañera
Jonah: Connie, I love that dress. [goofy voice] Somebody is ready for the red carpet.
Connie: Thank you.
Jonah: You know, I think you're running low on ice.
Amy: I don't think we are.
Jonah: Well, nobody ever thinks they're running low on ice until they're actually low on ice, and then it's too late, so I'm gonna go get some ice from outside. Uh, excuse me.
Amy: It's his first quinceañera.
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‘Quinceañera’ Quotes
Quote from Mateo
Mateo & Cheyenne: [sing] ♫ Did you ever know that you're my hero? ♫
Mateo: You're Emma's hero, Amy.
Cheyenne: You really are.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ Everything I would like to be ♫
Mateo: You're her role model.
Cheyenne: She's your only daughter.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ I can fly higher than an eagle ♫
Mateo: Leaving the nest so soon.
Cheyenne: Never coming back.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ You are the wind beneath... Emma's.... wings.... ♫
Amy: Thank you, guys. Very cool. Thank you.
Mateo: Do you have the dead grandma song from Coco?
Amy: No, no, maybe we should get back to the dancing.
Cheyenne: I think you're gonna wanna hear this.
Mateo: You're gonna wanna hear this, definitely.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, and, Amy, Jerusha had to watch Rose, but there was no way that I was gonna miss this celebration of Emma's transition from girlhood to womanhood with cultural roots in Mesoamerica.
Amy: Thank you, Glenn. Did you spend some time on Wikipedia?
Glenn: Yeah, I did. How..?
Quote from Amy
Jonah: Hey. For Emma's quinceañera, am I supposed to just get her money, or if I wanted to add something extra, would she like a NutriBullet, makeup, rosary beads, a T-shirt that says "Slay all day"?
Amy: She's gonna like whatever you get her.
Jonah: I just want it to be good, you know? I always feel like Emma doesn't like me.
Amy: What? Why?
Jonah: She always goes to her room whenever I come over. And there was the time she saw in the towel and it was never addressed.
Amy: Jonah, she's 15 years old. If you're not Ariana Grande or Gritty, she's not into it.
Jonah: Yeah, but I'm, like, the guy who stole her mom away from her dad.
Amy: Yeah, no, you're right. It's true. I was in a happy, fulfilling, blissful marriage that would have just gone on forever and ever if you hadn't swooped in and started whispering This American Life stories into my ear until my panties dropped.