Glenn Quote #503
Glenn: [enters] Sorry. Sorry I'm late. The baby was throwing up all night, t the doctor said it's probably 'cause I just gave her part of my buffalo chicken wrap, you know? Okay, uh, let's get down to business.
Mateo: Uh, Glenn?
Glenn: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Yeah. You're not manager anymore.
Glenn: Oh. Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry. After 30 years, it's just- It's muscle memory.
Amy: Of course.
Glenn: Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna go take my seat and- Oh, you can read my announcements.
Amy: Oh, no, I wrote up my own announcements I'm good.
Glenn: There's some real goodies in here. They're gonna eat it up. Trust me. Go ahead. Read.
Amy: "So I bet you're wondering why there are so many cops in the parking lot. Let's just say there's a mystery afoot." [all groan]
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Quote from Marcus
Marcus: I don't know how I'm gonna pay back Corporate. I'm broke.
Jonah: How? You live with your mother. Your car doesn't have any doors. And you've been making $134,000 every year for the last six years. Where does all the money go?
Marcus: I don't know. I get the guacamole from Chipotle every time.
Quote from Marcus
Jonah: How much do you make?
Marcus: Same thing we all make: $134,000 a year. [all clamoring]
Garrett: How do you make that much a year?
Marcus: 52 weeks times 30 hours a week times minimum wage 86 bucks an hour.
Dina: No, no, no, no. Minimum wage is $8.60 an hour.
Glenn: [gasp] I must have missed a decimal point.
Jonah: So no part of you thought to question why you were making $86 an hour to work retail?
Marcus: I thought that's what we all made. [all sigh] How do you guys live on under $134,000 a year?
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Who would you pick?
Cheyenne: Okay, if I had to pick someone here, it would probably be... [off Mateo's look] Actually, you would be good for it.
Mateo: I know. That's what everyone is saying. But I don't think Amy sees me as a leader. In her eyes, I'd always be the wide-eyed ingenue new to the city, naive but hopeful, someone who can eat whatever he wants and never put on any weight.