Amy Quote #445
Quote from Amy in Minor Crimes
Amy: Hey, Laur of the Rings. [chuckles]
Laurie: Hello, Amy.
Amy: Um, I was thinking a little bit more about about what you said before, uh, regarding, you know, who is a better fit here.
Laurie: Oh, right. Yes, except I already told corporate that I gave the job to Blaine, so-
Amy: Oh, okay. Uh, well, um... Speaking of of telling things to corporate, just wanted to let you know that I... I haven't said anything to them yet about the, um... Cocaina. That's cocaine.
Laurie: Right. Um, thank you. Uh, you are a very good person.
Amy: Well, I mean, am I? [chuckles]
Laurie: [chuckles] [whispers] I don't know.
Amy: I would just really hate for corporate to ever find out, because that would be bad, Laurie-wise.
Laurie: Are you blackmailing me?
Amy: [chuckles] No. No. God, no. No. Sorry.
Laurie: Okay.
Amy: [whispers] Okay, yes, I am blackmailing you! If you don't give me the job, I will call corporate and tell them that you are a huge [bleep] cokehead.
Superstore Quotes
‘Minor Crimes’ Quotes
Quote from Mateo
Jonah: Glenn, you're not going to go to prison, okay? It's fine. We- We just need to do about what, 12 grand worth of damage in- In the next hour.
Mateo: Oh. We have fertilizer in the garden center. We can make a bomb.
Jonah: I feel like going from embezzlement to domestic terrorism is the wrong direction.
Mateo: We could hire termites to eat the store.
Jonah: How do you hire termites?
Mateo: I don't know, with wood?
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: You got to do what's for the greater good. If you could cure cancer, but you had to blow up a bus full of children, wouldn't you do it?
Amy: I mean, I guess?
Jonah: Just take the job. You're not just doing it for you. You're doing it for all of us.
Amy: I mean, I guess I would be better than Blaine.
Jonah: Yeah.
Marcus: Hey, Amy, guess what? One of the kids on that bus had the cure. [crunch]
Justine: Twist ending.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: And guys, I say this a lot, but we really need to wet down those raccoon droppings before we sweep.
Dry sweeping is the reason why those roundworm eggs go airborne. God, I just realized this is the last time I'm going to tell you guys to spray your droppings.
Justine: Aww.