Glenn Quote #438
Quote from Glenn in Costume Competition
Woman: [on the phone] I can try getting you in with a company-approved doctor. Have you been experiencing any bleeding, spotting, or vaginal discharge?
Glenn: Okay, I am just gonna do some paperwork.
Amy: Um, yes, there has been some discharge...
Glenn: [sings] Oh, this is the way we stape the pape Stape the pape, stape the pape
Amy: But nothing to write home about.
Woman: Alright, I can get you in for an appointment as soon as December 15th.
Amy: December 15th? That's like six weeks away. I will already have my baby by then.
Woman: Oh, next time call us farther in advance. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Glenn: Well, actually, while we have you on the line... Ah, here, do some paperwork. I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed the other day.
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Quote from Glenn
Woman: [on the phone] I'm sorry, the company doesn't consider pregnancy a disability.
Amy: No, I'm not asking for disability. I just need to reduce my hours because my doctor says I have to stay off my feet.
Glenn: Yeah, her feet are really swollen. You know when you open a can of Pillsbury crescent rolls and the dough just kind of bursts through? Well, it's like that only with feet and toes.
Quote from Dina
Dina: What the hell was that?
Garrett: This same song keeps playing over and over again, and it's starting to drive me crazy.
Dina: Oh, I like hearing the same song. You always know what you're getting, no surprises. My workout mix is just 12 tracks of Billy Joel's "For the Longest Time." Well, that's on leg days. On arm days it's "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant."
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, I do not have an announcement, but as long as I am talking I am not listening, so just gotta keep talking. Uh, save 30% off roach gel. Stop roaches in their tracks. Except you can never really stop them, can you? They'll just keep coming and coming, invading your mind in an endless loop. [imitating child] Are we there yet, Daddy? [As Dad] Sorry, son, the hell ride, it lasts forever. It's buy one, get one free on peas.