Woman: [on the phone] I can try getting you in with a company-approved doctor. Have you been experiencing any bleeding, spotting, or vaginal discharge?
Glenn: Okay, I am just gonna do some paperwork.
Amy: Um, yes, there has been some discharge...
Glenn: [sings] Oh, this is the way we stape the pape Stape the pape, stape the pape
Amy: But nothing to write home about.
Woman: Alright, I can get you in for an appointment as soon as December 15th.
Amy: December 15th? That's like six weeks away. I will already have my baby by then.
Woman: Oh, next time call us farther in advance. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Glenn: Well, actually, while we have you on the line... Ah, here, do some paperwork. I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed the other day.