Jonah Quote #321
Quote from Jonah in Costume Competition
Mateo: It's no different. If we let Amy wear that costume, then we might as well let Marcus wear blackface.
Amy: That's offense-
Marcus: That would be awesome.
Amy: No, it is not the same thing.
Marcus: Wait, hold on, wait. Why can't I paint my face to look like Bob Marley but Elias can paint his to look like a Smurf.
Jonah: You can't just- There's a whole history- Janet?
Janet: Yeah?
Jonah: Nothing, I'm just checking in. How you doing? Are you good?
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‘Costume Competition’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Woman: [on the phone] I'm sorry, the company doesn't consider pregnancy a disability.
Amy: No, I'm not asking for disability. I just need to reduce my hours because my doctor says I have to stay off my feet.
Glenn: Yeah, her feet are really swollen. You know when you open a can of Pillsbury crescent rolls and the dough just kind of bursts through? Well, it's like that only with feet and toes.
Quote from Dina
Dina: What the hell was that?
Garrett: This same song keeps playing over and over again, and it's starting to drive me crazy.
Dina: Oh, I like hearing the same song. You always know what you're getting, no surprises. My workout mix is just 12 tracks of Billy Joel's "For the Longest Time." Well, that's on leg days. On arm days it's "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant."
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, I do not have an announcement, but as long as I am talking I am not listening, so just gotta keep talking. Uh, save 30% off roach gel. Stop roaches in their tracks. Except you can never really stop them, can you? They'll just keep coming and coming, invading your mind in an endless loop. [imitating child] Are we there yet, Daddy? [As Dad] Sorry, son, the hell ride, it lasts forever. It's buy one, get one free on peas.